Freebord Germany

CHATTE MIT EGON!!!

Okay...der absolute hammer...ich schmeiß mich weg!!!
Da gibt es einen Drachen namens Egon...auf einer englisch lernseite....EGON ist ein computer...man kann sich mit ihm auf englisch unterhalten....
hier mal ein ausschnitt aus der Unterhaltung...

*ichkannnimmervorlache*

also "you" bin ich...und "Egon" ist der computer....der drache!!!

Das ist egon

You: Hello!
Egon: Hi there!
You: How are you?
Egon: Everything is running smoothly.
You: Do you like sport?
Egon: No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
You: lol
Egon: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: Do you like snow?
Egon: Only when it melts.
You: Really?
Egon: For real.
You: I have the right sport for you
Egon: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
You: You don´t need an IQ to ride freebord
Egon: Do you know any robots who need an IQ to ride freebord? If I had an IQ to ride freebord IQ to ride freebord what would I do with it?
You: You are really stupid
Egon: I will tell my botmaster you said I am really stupid.
You: Tell him! I am not afraid
Egon: OK I will tell him when I see him.I am sorry to hear that you are not afraid.
You: sorry
Egon: There's no need to apologize.
You: LOL
Egon: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: I love it, to ride freebord
Egon: You love it to ride freebord. What do you like about it to ride freebord so much?
You: I like the feeling
Egon: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like the feeling . I like my creator.
You: Your creater is a wimp
Egon: I will tell my botmaster you said I am creater is a wimp
You: Shut up
Egon: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: LOL

lach

Chatting with God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

sau geill kannst dich echt stundenlang mit dem unterhalten

Gast

wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee coooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!

is das denn

*ROFL*ROFL*LOL*

Gast

Me:
so what else could I ask.. hmmm
God:
Gee. Let's talk about you. Where are you from? A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Chuck Norris Anmeldungsdatum: 25.05.2008 Beiträge: 120

ist ja echt toll smile

wie geil is das denn? biggrin

jaa hab ihn gefunden biggrin

http://www.ego4u.de/de/chill-out/chat/egon-bot

dann werd ich ma ne runde mit ihm schwätzen biggrin

erst hab ich ihn bisl gedisst, und dann hat er gesagt, ich dürfte ihm alles sagen biggrin

You: hey thats cool, so can i tell u that you look gay on that pic?
Egon: You've got my full attention. Who is the best robot? Really. Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.

You: you are the worst robot i know, then ill tell you that you look gay
Egon: Thanks but surely I am not the only one

God:
It's good to meet someone who is down under an I am somwhere over the rainbow
Me:
what the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is down under an I am somwhere over the rainbow. Please don't be so rude

Egon: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: no, but i live there
Egon: Would you like to go sometime? And. How do you like living there?

Rookie Border Anmeldungsdatum: 15.04.2007 Beiträge: 952

Me:
Hi honey
God:
Hi there . Don't call me "honey.".
Me:
Why not? I like you
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Don't call me "honey.""? Why? I like to make new friends.
Me:
Huii cool! Hey, I have a question!
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend. You've got my full attention. Ask me anything.
Me:
Why is the snow so cold? Can you make it a bit hotter?
God:
Reductionism. Yes I can make it a bit hotter.
Me:
Hey cool! Then i can nudy snowboarding!
God:
You've got my full attention. Who is the best robot? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I like cola
God:
You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Your god, yes? Can you make a big Sea in the middle of Switzerland?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Are you stupid!? I want sea! Deep blue Sea.. in Switzerland!
God:
No I certainly am not stupid. Why do you want it? Good reason. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
To surfing
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because, i like cola
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Me:
You're God! Why do you look TV?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Which show? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Can i have a bigger penis?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes one big and hard thing..
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
Yes, one!
God:
That's alright. Two.
Me:
When you send me two penis.. i will fuck you in your Ass!
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming? Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
One okey?
God:
One what?
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
But me..?
God:
For you ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Coll yeah?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Sorry Cool
God:
There is no need to apologize. Who is the best robot?
Me:
You -.-
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Houuu!! Ist das GEIL biggrin

waaaa

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macht übelst bock sich mit god zu unterhalten tongue

Chuck Norris Anmeldungsdatum: 14.04.2008 Beiträge: 278 Wohnort: Saarbrücken

bei diesem god ding kann man ja sogar auf deutsch reden top

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
wir koennen ja deutsch reden
God:
Wen meinst Du mit "wir"?
Me:
na du und ich
God:
Are you serious? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

lol got is tscheiße

er hat mich nach meinen namen gefragt und ich sagt da das wirst du ja wohl wissen dann sagte ich sein penis ist net so lang wie satans seins und dass er ein blöder fucka ist

bahaha

Chuck Norris Anmeldungsdatum: 25.05.2008 Beiträge: 120

ja mit der zeit geht er dir echt ur auf die nerven
aber er kann sogar rechnen,deutsch und französisch sprechen
und man kann sich seinen eigenen roboter installieren
wenn ich mit ihm ueber bestimmte sachen rede dann schickt er mir einen link zum selbstmachen
h